"I wonder if some of the people at that hotel booked but they didn’t realize what was coming, and they’re like “ARE YOU FUCKING KIDDING ME?!"

— Tegan

(Source: youtu.be)

1 year ago
20

Boost of confidence.

Tegan: I feel warm as well, I think I might take my jacket off at some point.

Audience: *Cheers*

Tegan: Thank you! Oh! Boost of confidence. You wait till you see what I got on under here.

1 year ago
104

I'll turn the air conditioning on.

Tegan: Is it raining yet?

Audience: NO!

Tegan: No! it's not gonna rain!

Fan: IT'S HOOT!

Tegan: It's too hot?

Fans: Yeah!

Tegan: Oh. I'll turn the air conditioning on.

1 year ago
53

Don't light a car on fire!

Tegan: We just have this one last song left...

Audience: AWWWWW!

Tegan: I know. I know. We are equally as upset with us.

Audience: *Yelling*

Tegan: Don't--not yet!

Audience: *Still yelling*

Tegan: SETTLE DOWN! Don't light a car on fire! Leave that to us in Vancouver.

1 year ago
105

"You’re being like, friendly Saskatoonians, like you’re all like “Laalalalaa”, all of a sudden I saw a couple people that were like “LOOK ME IN THE EEYE!” and I was just like, fuckin’ psychos! I LIKE IT! I like it, it’s like lookin; in a mirror, I love it. I loved every second of it."

— Tegan, on the audience singing WDTGG

(Source: youtu.be)

1 year ago
59

Do we cheer, or is that just weird and gross?

Tegan: Sara offered to give me a back massage, so she like climbed on top of me and gave me a back massage.

Audience: WOOOO!

Tegan: Yeah. No. You're confusing...like you're like "Do we cheer, or is that just weird and gross?" It was weird and gross.

1 year ago
246

You're really fucking ruining it.

Tegan: This is not just for the people who's birthday it is tonight, it's for all of us since we all have birthdays. So here's a birthday song for you.

Audience: *cheering/yelling*

Tegan: ...Shut up!

Sara: You're really fucking ruining it.

Tegan: Shut it. Shut it so I can start. I'm tone deaf I need complete silence. Stop screaming at me.

1 year ago
116

She's a ninja!

Sara: I actually have a brown belt in karate, and I know I look like an elf but..

Fan: She's a ninja!

Tegan: She is a ninja, it's very dangerous. I have a scar, if you wanna come see me later, it's about this long on my leg from her, just karate chopped me in the leg, took half my shin out. That's why I'm this short.

1 year ago
220

"Just stop talking to me like that or I’ll kill you."

— Sara to a fan after making fun of the Canadian accent.

(Source: youtube.com)

1 year ago
67

"I want to say THANK YOU to everyone who visited the Revel and Riot booth at San Francisco Pride this past weekend! We had an amazing time selling shirts and talking about LBGTQ stuff with you guys! I even got a sunburn! So I won’t be forgetting Pride for at least another week! Ha. A big thanks to everyone who came out to the Revel and Riot pre-Pride party as well! We danced our butts off and you all were so sweet!"